The Bug mug bug mug of The Reunited Yugoslavs is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eternal Pain with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.622 billion Yugoslavs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belgradia. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reunited Yugoslavsian economy, worth 238 trillion Yugoslav Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,088 Yugoslav Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Eternal Pain performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Reunited Yugoslavs's national animal is the Yugoslavian Grey Wolf-Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

The Reunited Yugoslavs is ranked 184,093^rd in the world and 752^nd in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 43.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.