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Most Influential: 109thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 563rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 798th
The Cyberocracy of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
What we do now echoes in eternity.
Marcus Aurelius
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Jahass

Population10.828 billion

CapitalSethanon
LeaderMarcus Aurelius
FaithAltruism

CurrencyDahma
AnimalGyrfalcon

The Cyberocracy of Jahass is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Marcus Aurelius with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.828 billion Jahassians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sethanon. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jahassian economy, worth a remarkable 1,845 trillion Dahmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,451 Dahmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and the 'Half King of Maxtopia' exhibit is the least popular amongst museum-goers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jahass's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Altruism.

Jahass is ranked 35,849th in the world and 97th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 1,261.83212298248 days.

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Most Influential: 109thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 563rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 798thMost Secular: 1,522ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,480thTop
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Best Weather: 3,119thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,726thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,021stMost Developed: 4,184thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,203rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,230thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,457thHealthiest Citizens: 4,551stSmartest Citizens: 4,662ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,960thMost Efficient Economies: 5,309thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,365thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,625thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,784thMost Inclusive: 5,927thLargest Governments: 6,437thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,486thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,676thHighest Food Quality: 6,735thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,210thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,450thNicest Citizens: 7,497thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,902ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,881stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,264thHighest Economic Output: 13,831stMost Cultured: 14,345thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,878thSafest: 17,641stNudest: 18,695thMost Income Equality: 28,407thMost Patriotic: 29,542nd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 66th in the regionBest Weather: 66th in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 84th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 86th in the regionMost Developed: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 90th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 93rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 97th in the regionMost Stationary: 97th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 108th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 110th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Inclusive: 122nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 129th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 140th in the regionNicest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 147th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 149th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 218 » Wombelland, Galway-Dublin, Yahlia, Maritzal, Umeria, Brakanistan, Wiener-Neustadt, Someseni, Chronus, Regnum Italiae, The New Nordic Union, The Seven Provinces, The Scandinavian Realm, Elisabethshagen, Ausvelt, Kardjali, Nardin, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Thracia and Crimea, Super Happy Land, Invernessia, Northern German Federation, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Pilipinas and Malaya, Druznia, Weltbeherrschung, Puerto Thelosia, Thracia Republic, Leszno, Ostermarch, An Clar, The Champions League, St Scarlett, Falvaard, Durlia, Jim the Baptist, Bareu, Nea Europa, Walfo, Dauershire, Dark Matter, Quentenia, Belmoren, Irminsulia, North of Americas, Lieges, The-British-Isles, Chioganah, Carignanum, New Vorarlberg, and 168 others.South St Maarten, Rotenstein, Ivernia, Imperium Anglorum, The Reunited Yugoslavs, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Trixeland, Estellan, Mynox, Othenhiem, Zulrich, Gliesetonia, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Robbonia, Estonesia, New Eestiball, Europe a Nation, Warzakie, Outer Sparta, Ottterland, Girvage, Alsted, Sicheslav, Rary, Gorzi, Konewa, Arsenial, Zaznia, Armbruster, Agausia, Scytharum, Dark Europa, Salarnsia, Bathera, Malchalar, Superior Saxonia, Scutarie, Ostroban, Balcem, Kebabian States, Shenny, Leiningerland, Slavonia and Srijem, Dunsteen, Newex Nov Can, Ansington, Aroale, United Communes of Chile, Amicities, Ferranghia, Dipretorian, Nigeriao Kingdom, Younizia, Leranditale, Botizia, Ithania, Dalliser, Mojo republic, Macedonian Yugoslavia, Great Hanover, Ollenda, Ost-Scandinavia, Ombran, Maanenland, Alpine Lands, Fenian Provinces, Southern Whateverlandia, HELLLLL, Mombourg, Liberalialand, Bechgyn Benywaidd, Burvenchkaht, Etnon, Coque Borie Lethawik, UGBK, Meropis, Avalisk, Slavatania, Rome Ruzalls, Roscrea, Northern Socialist States, Ikarus, Slovanov, Toinetopia, Western Kriat, Bueroland, Ventelia, Askira, Revienessia, Dizgovzy, Kkorea, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Leistrona, Nova Prussia, Unidoria, Great Clucky, Iceagea, Prydzopolis, Stumphosse Res, Guahih, AnnaK, Seristria, Lorissa, Kazdestan, East Ase Palmars, Castlenburg, Agatep, Icoland, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Psikuta, Saarenmaa, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Ostveg, Granevia, Stromia, Nordivia, Foudina, Kanokla, Calicov, Liberepublia, Elestansa, Ortigia, Salwonia, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Karnea, Makykay, Iquerian, Soleilland, Astaraion, Skalliad, Orsik, Basque Dominion, The Deccan Federation, Der Weimar Republik, Scivonia, Istastioner, Aresetia, Winterstein, The AbelLandia, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, Hankhank, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Woodlands, Cambany, Wamia, Kronverg, Greater Bahland, Apocalypse Borg, The New Palaces, Franchya, Lagene, X Country, The Full Moon, Parharia, Mancidonia, The Serbian Imperial Federation, and Montecrux.

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