Population | 10.828 billion |
Capital | Sethanon |
Leader | Marcus Aurelius |
Faith | Altruism |
Currency | Dahma |
Animal | Gyrfalcon |
The Cyberocracy of Jahass is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Marcus Aurelius with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.828 billion Jahassians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sethanon. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Jahassian economy, worth a remarkable 1,845 trillion Dahmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,451 Dahmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and the 'Half King of Maxtopia' exhibit is the least popular amongst museum-goers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jahass's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Altruism.
Jahass is ranked 35,849th in the world and 97th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 1,261.83212298248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jahass endorsed The Principality of Montecrux.
- : Jahass was endorsed by The Principality of Montecrux.
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, the 'Half King of Maxtopia' exhibit is the least popular amongst museum-goers.
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Jahass, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Jahass endorsed The Secularist Republic of Parharia.
- : Jahass endorsed The Democratic Republic of Mancidonia.
- : Jahass endorsed The Dictatorship of The Serbian Imperial Federation.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 218 » Wombelland, Galway-Dublin, Yahlia, Maritzal, Umeria, Brakanistan, Wiener-Neustadt, Someseni, Chronus, Regnum Italiae, The New Nordic Union, The Seven Provinces, The Scandinavian Realm, Elisabethshagen, Ausvelt, Kardjali, Nardin, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Thracia and Crimea, Super Happy Land, Invernessia, Northern German Federation, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Pilipinas and Malaya, Druznia, Weltbeherrschung, Puerto Thelosia, Thracia Republic, Leszno, Ostermarch, An Clar, The Champions League, St Scarlett, Falvaard, Durlia, Jim the Baptist, Bareu, Nea Europa, Walfo, Dauershire, Dark Matter, Quentenia, Belmoren, Irminsulia, North of Americas, Lieges, The-British-Isles, Chioganah, Carignanum, New Vorarlberg, and 168 others.South St Maarten, Rotenstein, Ivernia, Imperium Anglorum, The Reunited Yugoslavs, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Trixeland, Estellan, Mynox, Othenhiem, Zulrich, Gliesetonia, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Robbonia, Estonesia, New Eestiball, Europe a Nation, Warzakie, Outer Sparta, Ottterland, Girvage, Alsted, Sicheslav, Rary, Gorzi, Konewa, Arsenial, Zaznia, Armbruster, Agausia, Scytharum, Dark Europa, Salarnsia, Bathera, Malchalar, Superior Saxonia, Scutarie, Ostroban, Balcem, Kebabian States, Shenny, Leiningerland, Slavonia and Srijem, Dunsteen, Newex Nov Can, Ansington, Aroale, United Communes of Chile, Amicities, Ferranghia, Dipretorian, Nigeriao Kingdom, Younizia, Leranditale, Botizia, Ithania, Dalliser, Mojo republic, Macedonian Yugoslavia, Great Hanover, Ollenda, Ost-Scandinavia, Ombran, Maanenland, Alpine Lands, Fenian Provinces, Southern Whateverlandia, HELLLLL, Mombourg, Liberalialand, Bechgyn Benywaidd, Burvenchkaht, Etnon, Coque Borie Lethawik, UGBK, Meropis, Avalisk, Slavatania, Rome Ruzalls, Roscrea, Northern Socialist States, Ikarus, Slovanov, Toinetopia, Western Kriat, Bueroland, Ventelia, Askira, Revienessia, Dizgovzy, Kkorea, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Leistrona, Nova Prussia, Unidoria, Great Clucky, Iceagea, Prydzopolis, Stumphosse Res, Guahih, AnnaK, Seristria, Lorissa, Kazdestan, East Ase Palmars, Castlenburg, Agatep, Icoland, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Psikuta, Saarenmaa, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Ostveg, Granevia, Stromia, Nordivia, Foudina, Kanokla, Calicov, Liberepublia, Elestansa, Ortigia, Salwonia, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Karnea, Makykay, Iquerian, Soleilland, Astaraion, Skalliad, Orsik, Basque Dominion, The Deccan Federation, Der Weimar Republik, Scivonia, Istastioner, Aresetia, Winterstein, The AbelLandia, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, Hankhank, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Woodlands, Cambany, Wamia, Kronverg, Greater Bahland, Apocalypse Borg, The New Palaces, Franchya, Lagene, X Country, The Full Moon, Parharia, Mancidonia, The Serbian Imperial Federation, and Montecrux.