The Old Eternal Century of Communist-Denmark is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.255 billion Danes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Copenhagen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Danish economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion Deck Values a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 221,278 Deck Values, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, moonshine has made a resurgence, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist-Denmark's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Communist-Denmark is ranked 1,956^th in the world and 7^th in Starlight for Highest Poor Incomes, with 218,220.59 Standard Monetary Units.