The Federal Republic of Rulsolia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Head Secretary Laura Rersenti with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.17 billion Rulsolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rulbona. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rulsolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,598 trillion Rulas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,541 Rulas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindhearted Rulsolians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Head Secretary Laura Rersenti's bedroom, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rulsolia's national animal is the Yellow-tailed Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sunhaism.

Rulsolia is ranked 4,486^th in the world and 30^th in Starlight for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 589.15 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.