The Grand Duchy of Romicam is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 643 million Romicamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The Romicamian economy, worth 32.1 trillion reuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,855 reuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Most fires are already out by the time the bucket brigade gets to them, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, coastlines are giant slag heaps, and alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Romicam's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Romicam is ranked 37,076^th in the world and 52^nd in Starlight for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,052.54 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.