The Corrupt Partisan Tribunal of Zeu is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by The Tribunal with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, avowedly heterosexual populace, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.014 billion Zeuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Denver. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zeua economy, worth a remarkable 1,493 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 248,297 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,609,600 per year while the poor average 15,317, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with The Tribunal, Zeu isn't the only thing that's falling apart, and repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeu's national animal is the Bull Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anti-Creationism.

Zeu is ranked 318,395^th in the world and 577^th in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -17.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.