The Corrupt Partisan Tribunal of Zeu is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by The Tribunal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and clockwork self-driving vehicles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.076 billion Zeuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Denver. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zeua economy, worth a remarkable 1,557 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 256,358 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,661,858 per year while the poor average 15,815, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, prison is a nightmare, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, and newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeu's national animal is the Bull Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anti-Creationism.

Zeu is ranked 329,633^rd in the world and 579^th in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -18.97 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.