The Queendom of Aena is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Isabela Cruz with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 2.803 billion Aenans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Aenan economy, worth 113 trillion Amors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 40,381 Amors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, heavily stoned police officers are unsure whether the recent directive to 'clean up the streets' means arresting drug dealers or hosing down the sidewalk, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aena's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aena is ranked 198,140^th in the world and 375^th in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 9.37 Obesity Rate.