The Inpero Federale of Makaab is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by High Jinx with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.554 billion Makaabis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jesteir. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Makaabi economy, worth 375 trillion Caprins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,199 Caprins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ego of former emperors tend to match their stature, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, and public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help. Crime is totally unknown. Makaab's national animal is the Caprini Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Makaab is ranked 294,361^st in the world and 535^th in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 5.31 Obesity Rate.