The Federal Republic of Zane Farbe Eslanudial is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Olivrser with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.616 billion Tsizane Farbenach enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stadeet Oosten ooteek Balak Zanfarbe. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Zane Farbenachkoon economy, worth 129 trillion Shaploons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,842 Shaploons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign powers often deal with problems that Zane Farbe Eslanudial can't handle, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, for 25 Shaploons tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zane Farbe Eslanudial's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zane Farbe Eslanudial is ranked 287,082^nd in the world and 521^st in Starlight for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.