The Furroslav Republic of Beroslavakia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by President Aleksandr Zvenigorodsky with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 972 million Beroslavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kryonovsk City. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Beroslavakian economy, worth 71.6 trillion Beroslav Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,673 Beroslav Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, international trade can be a pain to deal with, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beroslavakia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beroslavakia is ranked 80,162^nd in the world and 175^th in Starlight for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 119.72 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.