The Dictatorship of Directorate of Timoniana is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 522 million Directorate of Timonianans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Directorate of Timonianan economy, worth 12.4 trillion dozkis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,721 dozkis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Directorate of Timoniana is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, and it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Directorate of Timoniana's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Directorate of Timoniana is ranked 187,297^th in the world and 342^nd in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 9.55 Obesity Rate.