The Matriarchy of Drainer Island is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 412 million Drainer Islandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Drainer Islandian economy, worth 12.4 trillion wokes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 30,206 wokes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and treason is relative. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drainer Island's national animal is the opossum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drainer Island is ranked 294,197^th in the world and 502^nd in Starlight for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.68 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.