The Republic of Haleya is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.324 billion Halledans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 11.4%.

The Haleyan economy, worth 73.7 trillion moles of hydrogen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 55,644 moles of hydrogen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, Haleya has designated Haleya City as its capital city, tourists call Haleyan beach towns "the fine coastline", and Leader has just been declared ruler of Haleya in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haleya's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haleya is ranked 222,004^th in the world and 437^th in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 224.33 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.