The Kingdom of Greysland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Audrey de LaStelle with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.553 billion Greys are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greysburg. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greyslandian economy, worth 287 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,052 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Greyslandian Navy, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greysland's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Greysland is ranked 28,885^th in the world and 33^rd in Starlight for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,690.43 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.