The Sultanate of SOVIETrules is a tiny, orderly nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 8 million SOVIETrulesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 52.0%.

The developing SOVIETrulesian economy, worth 267 billion marks a year, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,389 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Blue bloods are welcome in SOVIETrules, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on SOVIETrulesian stage setups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SOVIETrules's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SOVIETrules is ranked 89,019^th in the world and 168^th in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,082.26 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.