The Socialist Federation of Tikonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by EJA with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.759 billion Tikonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiki. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tikonian economy, worth 182 trillion Marcals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,001 Marcals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, EJA's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tikonia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tikonia is ranked 9,309^th in the world and 204^th in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 34.79 average smiles per day.