The Great Empire of Roomengoo is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Roomengoo I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.022 billion Roomengoos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roomengoo City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Roomengoo economy, worth a remarkable 1,477 trillion Libras a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,281 Libras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 992,500 per year while the poor average 40,405, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.

It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, most pop videos prominently feature the Roomengoo flag, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and Arms Manufacturing facilities are being turned into Cat habitats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roomengoo's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Universal Church of the Creator's Kingdo.

Roomengoo is ranked 7,670^th in the world and 64^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,575.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.