The Armed Republic of RKN is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.192 billion RKNians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RKNian economy, worth a remarkable 2,666 trillion Krispies a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,660 Krispies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RKN's national animal is the Deoxies, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RKN is ranked 19,824^th in the world and 453^rd in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,362.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.