by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 713thMost Influential: 1,119thLowest Crime Rates: 2,157th
The People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen
Sparax Epolonius Jr
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.811 billion

LeaderSparax Epolonius Jr
FaithLord Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The People's Republic of Habanan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.811 billion Habananians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,066 Haban dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Habananian Navy, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 86,969th in the world and 3,436th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 21.06 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 713thMost Influential: 1,119thLowest Crime Rates: 2,157thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,965thMost Armed: 3,563rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,940thLargest Governments: 4,575thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,145thMost Developed: 5,425thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,574thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,610thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,952ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,982ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,059thMost Efficient Economies: 7,390thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,664thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,605thSmartest Citizens: 8,863rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,894thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,278thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,468thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,756thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,345thHighest Average Incomes: 10,486thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,802ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,593rdMost Cultured: 13,755thMost Stationary: 14,467thMost Devout: 16,012thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,504thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,515thBest Weather: 18,796th
Lowest Crime Rates: 125th in the regionMost Armed: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 136th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 211th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 217th in the regionLargest Governments: 248th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 271st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 273rd in the regionMost Stationary: 318th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 331st in the regionMost Developed: 336th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 370th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 393rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 411th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 412th in the regionMost Influential: 434th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 444th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 490th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 492nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 493rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 499th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 501st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 541st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 615th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 651st in the regionMost Devout: 692nd in the regionMost Cultured: 707th in the regionLargest Populations: 834th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 906th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Habanan was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Jaxikistan.
  • : Habanan was endorsed by The Holy Islamic Caliphate of Sahriastan.
  • : Habanan was endorsed by The People's Republic of Capablanca.
  • : Habanan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Habanan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Habanan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Habanan, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Habananian Navy.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 234 » Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Selfgradatude, Shadowrik, Holy Oranz, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Puczovska, Pallaith, Acrabinnia, Sunto, Siwale, Diodone, Sil Dorsett, Cloydicia, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Xentherida, Kwaj, Corfad, Wineclaw, Unimaginable Doom, Ice and Tinian, Frances Francis the First of France, Shibutani, Yukti, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, Empy, Whereisthatistan, The Gamer Party, New Trisone, Zeternia, Sundred, SORT, Ethnon, Hyperbanus, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, Wilkshire, Rosewood-, The Austro Germanic Union, The Rhein States, and 184 others.Arstungry, Malta Comino Gozo, AGoodPlace, Newpromisedland, Alice Gardens, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, United Kahndaq, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Dreadton, Napnomadia, Bearical, Ninjak30, The Windmilluminati, Unsophisticate, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Joodey, Solmetria, Panama Coalition, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Astronomical, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Glurponia, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Orado, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Fendlium, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Tachycardia, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, The Endless Eventide, Crader, Prevaland, Yokciq Empire, Nistriabar, Varola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, Antiyard, Solskjar, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, Libertania Democratica, I Like Killing people, Prydania, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Brucklania, Lux Conos, Yellops, Xyrron, Innocentic, Madjack, Simone Republic, Kragsgale, Xipher, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, Dangine, Heilhum Imperius, Pokemanland, Cartures, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Hardscrabble, Republica Guilleana, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Draconian Progression, Godwanna, Pytong, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Ozstan, Sevinland, Imperial Pieserged, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Cereskia, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Climeria, East Akra, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Colfes, Svenskskit, Galbadiana, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Star Kingdom, Planes, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, The Republic of Free Peoples, Super Girl, Wisconsota, Strongwill, Barabolia, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Vesteysia, Ellbonnia, Kromi, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Figyjharli, Svenskan, Wapistan, Travislavania, Sanjurika, Trumpski, The Ultimate Republic, Lol2639, Randomcountryland, Siforpeo, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, Mon Island, Tyirza, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Centrialand, Ariele, Logovets, Sopernia, Duurania, Venicea, Drueste, Fizban, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Nova Arcania, Free mankind, Capablanca, Sahriastan, and Jaxikistan.

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