The People's Republic of Habanan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.811 billion Habananians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,066 Haban dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Habananian Navy, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 86,969^th in the world and 3,436^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 21.06 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.