Population | 14.197 billion |
Capital | Kazumri |
Leader | Sparax Epolonius Jr |
Faith | Lord Sparax Epolonius |
Currency | Haban dollar |
Animal | Habanan Lion |
The People's Republic of Habanan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.197 billion Habananians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth a remarkable 2,432 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 171,372 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.
Habanan is ranked 2,628th in the world and 125th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 134.43 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The Police.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
- : Habanan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The United Municipalities of The Jerichowan Country.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Volcanic Islands of Nistriabar.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 166 » Gorundu, The Rhein States, Pazair, Nouvel Empire, Bankowiata, IHateRights, Shibutani, Sil Dorsett, Russila, Laforeia, Aguaria Major, Corfad, PlanetMercury, Koda-Land, Filibustra, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Wolffoxia, Radicaster, Siwale, Former English Colony, Loutsland, Varisland, Simone Republic, Kwaj, Great Bights Mum, Harjad, New Lakemba, Pallaith, Darkanistan, Dreadton, Kranostav, Esperonia, Iespao, Kandorith, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Maott, Wineclaw, Ethnon, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Wilkshire, Southern Moosetopia, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, PotatoFarmers, Chipoli, Marlducro, Transitional Global Authority, Advancia-Sizzletown, and 116 others.Catalis, Jeltronian WA Mission, North Bratislava, Wisconsota, South Parter, Tsandonown, Arucaria, Viridiann, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Unshleepd, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, New Atlantico, Empy, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Kaschovia, Xagill, Furballland, Oannia, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, Rinadia, Valentine Z, Unsophisticate, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, KAP03land, Ayuzhhhhh, Omnistria, Bedsonya, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Federation of Vanguard, Batatoland Empire, Votak Matim, Inclement Space, Petronellania, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Racoda, Joevala, Grith Neria, Lionsroar, Izern, Amdupe, Bodhisva, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Valiacorkit, Kingdom of Time, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Leone Frankia, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Velting-Instan, Segesta, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Alire, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Individualist Catopia, Artoriticitys, Illusia and Neverendia, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Sanctum Teriaris, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Nebiyar, Germanic Cat, Halsoni, Kainin, Eludmonden, Zelenaya Dolina, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, Gragadoia, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, The Jerichowan Country, Altivia, The Police, Nu Elysium, Picairn, Aoncarpa, and Ardok.