The Serene Highland Bluffs of Dest Oritio is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Brian O'Hare with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.24 billion Dest Oritioats hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Destro. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dest Oritian economy, worth a remarkable 3,974 trillion Jams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 260,807 Jams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some paycheques only arrive every 12 to 24 weeks, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power. Crime is totally unknown. Dest Oritio's national animal is the Hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Haretic.

Dest Oritio is ranked 7,508^th in the world and 67^th in Forest for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,291.06 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.