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Largest Populations: 142ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 197thMost Cheerful Citizens: 218th
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The Black Forrest

Population45.6 billion

CapitalOmashu

CurrencyGold Piece
AnimalWinged Lemur

The Kingdom of The Black Forrest is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 45.6 billion Black Forrestians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omashu. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Black Forrestian economy, worth a remarkable 9,358 trillion Gold Pieces a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,224 Gold Pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Black Forrest's national animal is the Winged Lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Black Forrest is ranked 10,169th in the world and 29th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 2,338.9518364032 days.

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Largest Populations: 142ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 197thMost Cheerful Citizens: 218thMost Advanced Public Transport: 222ndMost Influential: 334thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 641stMost Advanced Public Education: 738thHighest Average Tax Rates: 901stBest Weather: 901stHighest Economic Output: 969thMost Beautiful Environments: 977thLargest Governments: 1,140thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,154thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,159thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,360thNicest Citizens: 1,395thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,677thSafest: 1,738thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,108thSmartest Citizens: 2,110thHealthiest Citizens: 2,113thLowest Crime Rates: 2,154thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,602ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,126thMost Cultured: 3,972ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,040thHighest Food Quality: 4,448thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,533rdMost Pacifist: 5,149thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,092ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,428thMost Stationary: 10,169thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,684thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,933rdMost Inclusive: 11,860thMost Devout: 14,278thMost Developed: 14,536thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 19,701stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,871stMost Rebellious Youth: 20,767th
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Average: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 27th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the region

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