The Constitutional Monarchy of Bextoria is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.435 billion Bextorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellogrado. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bextorian economy, worth 340 trillion Bexters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 139,647 Bexters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists pester asteroids with probes until they go away, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", and talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bextoria's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnóstica.

Bextoria is ranked 125,123^rd in the world and 79^th in Forest for Largest Black Market, with 1.64 trillion Standard Monetary Units.