The Ruinenlustian Puppet of ProForestation is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Legatus Regis Silvae with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.73 billion PrōRūs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruinenlust Office. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ProRuinite economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion Runes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,190 Runes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and foreign workers are flooding in as Runes flood out. Crime is totally unknown. ProForestation's national animal is the Chipmunk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ProForestation is ranked 57,568^th in the world and 49^th in Forest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,390.06 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.