The Benevolent Dictatorship of The United Capital of Adam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Adam Blue with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 19.522 billion Bastards hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The United Capital of Adam City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient a TUCOAN economy, worth a remarkable 5,470 trillion Blue Bills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 280,233 Blue Bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, every workday begins with group therapy, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Capital of Adam's national animal is the genetically engineered war falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of All.

The United Capital of Adam is ranked 84,311^th in the world and 3,297^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 21.42 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.