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Safest: 881stHighest Economic Output: 1,378thLargest Populations: 1,945th
The Tiny Village of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
What have we learned?
Sir Digby Chicken Caeser
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population35.082 billion

CapitalBishops Itchington
LeaderSir Digby Chicken Caeser
FaithPrince Philip Movementism


The Tiny Village of Fartsniffage is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir Digby Chicken Caeser with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, soft-spoken computers, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 35.082 billion Fartsniffageans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bishops Itchington. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Fartsniffagean economy, worth a remarkable 7,235 trillion Wombats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,252 Wombats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fartsniffage's national animal is the Aardvark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Prince Philip Movementism.

Fartsniffage is ranked 302,822nd in the world and 334th in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -618.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Safest: 881stHighest Economic Output: 1,378thLargest Populations: 1,945thLowest Crime Rates: 2,568thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,881stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,966thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,055thTop
Most Influential: 3,159thFattest Citizens: 3,462ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,621stLargest Governments: 3,666thSmartest Citizens: 4,223rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,587thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,054thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,771stRudest Citizens: 7,034thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,113thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,205thHighest Average Incomes: 7,227thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,731stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,904thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,370thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,780thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,653rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,886thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,906thMost Cultured: 18,176thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,408thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,875thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,836thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,740thMost Inclusive: 23,025thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,050thMost Politically Free: 25,678thMost Income Equality: 27,038thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,476th
Largest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 35th in the region

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