The Will Of One of Klaus Devestatorie is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Avakael with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 35.135 billion Imperialians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperialian economy, worth an astonishing 20,392 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 580,415 Halicarnassuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,404,566 per year while the poor average 5,627, a ratio of 960 to 1.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Klaus Devestatorie's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.

Klaus Devestatorie is ranked 65^th in the world and 1^st in The Brotherhood of Malice for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 580,415.71 Standard Monetary Units.