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Rudest Citizens: 71stMost Valuable International Artwork: 76thHighest Crime Rates: 95th
The Suspicious Minds of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
Knowledge is Power
Influence
Apprentice
Deputy Forest Keeper & Cultural Affairs Minister
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Realizer

Population5.929 billion

CapitalDeathrow

CurrencyCredit
AnimalSnake

The Suspicious Minds of The Realizer is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.929 billion Realizerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deathrow. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Realizerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,896 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 319,839 Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,977,564 per year while the poor average 22,383, a ratio of 88.3 to 1.

Citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, trash takes years to decompose and seconds to sell, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Realizer's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Realizer is ranked 72,255th in the world and 42nd in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,139.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 71stMost Valuable International Artwork: 76thHighest Crime Rates: 95thMost Armed: 98thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 126thMost Avoided: 131stHighest Drug Use: 133rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 143rdFattest Citizens: 153rdLargest Gambling Industry: 211thLargest Retail Industry: 343rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 408thMost Rebellious Youth: 411thHighest Disposable Incomes: 527thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 547thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 570thMost Secular: 908thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,101stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,307thMost Influential: 1,377thMost Efficient Economies: 1,560thLargest Mining Sector: 1,825thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,007thHighest Average Incomes: 2,544thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,931stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,427thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,910thMost Inclusive: 4,913thNudest: 4,954thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,445thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,638thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,733rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,411thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,796thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,886thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,156thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,371stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17,480thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,044thMost Politically Free: 27,589thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,673rdMost Pro-Market: 30,720th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, trash takes years to decompose and seconds to sell.
  • : The Realizer was endorsed by The Tiny Village of Fartsniffage.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Realizerian Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
  • : Following new legislation in The Realizer, the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips.
  • : The Realizer endorsed The Federal Republic of Lausazia.

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