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Most Influential: 45thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,010thBest Weather: 1,663rd
The Federal Kingdom of
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Population17.294 billion

LeaderPresident Braaten

AnimalGrand Eagle

The Federal Kingdom of Einswenn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Braaten with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.294 billion Einseters enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keepenhest. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einset economy, worth a remarkable 3,547 trillion einskrones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,104 einskrones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime is totally unknown. Einswenn's national animal is the Grand Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Einserheim.

Einswenn is ranked 243,199th in the world and 469th in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -685.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 45thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,010thBest Weather: 1,663rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,704thMost Cultured: 1,978thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,221stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,386thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,642ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,675thSmartest Citizens: 3,342ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,360thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,596thHighest Economic Output: 3,667thRudest Citizens: 3,761stMost Developed: 3,984thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,006thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,481stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,589thLargest Black Market: 4,626thMost Inclusive: 4,639thMost Efficient Economies: 5,014thLargest Retail Industry: 5,350thHighest Average Incomes: 6,228thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,055thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,668thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,072ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,185thLargest Governments: 10,896thMost Secular: 11,444thLargest Populations: 11,671stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 12,696thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,716thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,515thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,048thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,000thHighest Drug Use: 23,916thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,024th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 46th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the region

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