by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 908thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,553rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,891st
The Populgoverne of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Lipere e bone pur nossu socitate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population17.712 billion

CapitalCive du Alqantarie


The Populgoverne of Alcantaria is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 17.712 billion Alqantarianes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cive du Alqantarie. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Alqantariana economy, worth a remarkable 2,170 trillion Qantares a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,527 Qantares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is compulsory, formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alcantaria's national animal is the Ocele, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alcantaria is ranked 294,712th in the world and 291st in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -357.7 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 908thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,553rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,891stMost Pacifist: 2,100thMost Influential: 2,286thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,501stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,891stSafest: 2,897thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,996thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,146thBest Weather: 3,148thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,435thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,553rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,810thMost Developed: 3,851stLowest Crime Rates: 4,399thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,421stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,076thHighest Food Quality: 5,294thMost Cultured: 5,387thNicest Citizens: 5,482ndLargest Governments: 6,289thSmartest Citizens: 6,372ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,419thMost Inclusive: 6,643rdHighest Economic Output: 9,109thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,497thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,406thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,518thMost Secular: 14,826thTop
Largest Populations: 16,733rdMost Income Equality: 18,503rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,545thMost Efficient Economies: 26,238thHighest Average Incomes: 26,615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,823rd
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the region

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