The Federated Bailiwicks of Verdant Haven is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Iskandar Viridi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.644 billion Havenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haventia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Verdant Havenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,402 trillion Verdethalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 269,109 Verdethalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and people boast about their low income on their dating profiles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Verdant Haven's national animal is the Thylacine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Verdant Haven is ranked 1,614^th in the world and 14^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 152.85 law-abiding acts per hour.