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Most Secular: 18thSmartest Citizens: 49thMost Cultured: 93rd
The Grand Duchy of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State
Magic is the true power of the world
Arch-Mage Mario
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Wizardonia

Population23.404 billion

CapitalSorceria
LeaderArch-Mage Mario
FaithAtheism

CurrencySigil
AnimalPenguin

The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.404 billion Wizardonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,857 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 421,176 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arch-Mage Mario is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Wizardonia. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 41,573rd in the world and 97th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 1,071.28093243532 days.

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Most Secular: 18thSmartest Citizens: 49thMost Cultured: 93rdMost Pacifist: 118thMost Advanced Public Education: 131stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 144thLargest Publishing Industry: 173rdHighest Food Quality: 195thMost Scientifically Advanced: 198thLeast Corrupt Governments: 202ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 205thMost Beautiful Environments: 214thLargest Information Technology Sector: 279thHighest Poor Incomes: 282ndLargest Governments: 338thLowest Crime Rates: 424thNicest Citizens: 434thHighest Average Tax Rates: 458thMost Compassionate Citizens: 460thMost Efficient Economies: 466thMost Inclusive: 471stMost Developed: 553rdLongest Average Lifespans: 583rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 618thSafest: 677thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 701stHighest Economic Output: 856thHighest Average Incomes: 906thHealthiest Citizens: 912thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 915thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 974thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,094thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,363rdMost Influential: 1,599thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,646thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,306thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,874thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,271stBest Weather: 4,364thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,106thLargest Populations: 10,659thMost Patriotic: 11,852ndTop
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Nudest: 19,315thMost Income Equality: 20,788thLargest Retail Industry: 24,723rd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Wizardonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, Arch-Mage Mario is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Arch-Mage Mario's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Sorceria to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizardonia, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.

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