The Republic of Kelipnia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Isabella Maria Concepcion with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.361 billion Kelipnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurcross Du Luceminstead. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kelipnian economy, worth 261 trillion Kepings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,712 Kepings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customs officials often double as wedding officiants, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, activists sabotage clean energy in the name of the environment, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelipnia's national animal is the Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Kelipnia is ranked 241,604^th in the world and 141^st in Forest for Fattest Citizens, with 7.79 Obesity Rate.