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Most Cheerful Citizens: 689thLargest Publishing Industry: 826thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,340th
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Population17.283 billion

CapitalAurora City
LeaderMadame Self

Animalgrey panda

The Green Republic of Cuillin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Madame Self with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.283 billion Cuillinish hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora City. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cuillinish economy, worth a remarkable 2,427 trillion merks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 140,477 merks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and write-in candidate 'Madame Self Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime is totally unknown. Cuillin's national animal is the grey panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Cuillin is ranked 57,306th in the world and 179th in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,679.37 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 689thLargest Publishing Industry: 826thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,340thNicest Citizens: 1,748thMost Pacifist: 2,045thMost Cultured: 2,097thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,531stHealthiest Citizens: 3,140thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,526thMost Developed: 3,724thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,948thSmartest Citizens: 3,957thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,716thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,875thMost Efficient Economies: 4,913thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,681stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,990thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,387thHighest Economic Output: 6,562ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,682ndMost Inclusive: 7,182ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,188thBest Weather: 7,316thSafest: 7,404thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,041stLargest Governments: 8,813thTop
Largest Populations: 11,987thNudest: 12,223rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,574thLargest Retail Industry: 12,595thMost Influential: 13,218thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,453rdMost Secular: 16,138thHighest Average Incomes: 16,546thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,748thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,268thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,576thHighest Drug Use: 22,397th
Largest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 45th in the regionNudest: 45th in the region

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