The United Sovereign Queendoms of Rhodevus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Diana Wolff with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.65 billion Rhodeve are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingstown. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodeve economy, worth a remarkable 5,539 trillion Rhodes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,356 Rhodes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voters are one of the nation's top imports, private surgeons have been told to cut it out, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, and the sound of rattles and selfie shots regularly disrupt political debates. Crime is totally unknown. Rhodevus's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is none of your concern.

Rhodevus is ranked 2,682^nd in the world and 60^th in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,867.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.