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Jutsa was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 275
Most Valuable International Artwork: 172ndBest Weather: 457thLargest Publishing Industry: 620th
The Bureaudirectic Union of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
Peace, Probity, Prosperity and Pineapple Pizza.
Ja Luıña
Forest Keeper
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.567 billion

CapitalSeweí and Cuīxuk
LeaderJa Luıña


The Bureaudirectic Union of Jutsa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ja Luıña with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 14.567 billion Jutsae live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seweí and Cuīxuk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jutsaish economy, worth a remarkable 3,385 trillion Iots a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 232,420 Iots, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Jutsae's kindness, babies are a small but significant export, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jutsa's national animal is the Feejayoplep, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Jutsa is ranked 2,860th in the world and 41st in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 161.14 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 172ndBest Weather: 457thLargest Publishing Industry: 620thMost Cheerful Citizens: 647thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 655thHighest Food Quality: 743rdMost Beautiful Environments: 760thMost Inclusive: 773rdMost Influential: 798thNicest Citizens: 841stMost Compassionate Citizens: 883rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,011thMost Pacifist: 1,112thMost Cultured: 1,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,218thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,257thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,391stSafest: 1,673rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,745thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,163rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,860thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,883rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,049thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,343rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,060thMost Developed: 4,189thMost Efficient Economies: 4,355thHighest Economic Output: 4,894thHighest Average Incomes: 4,941stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,275thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,786thTop
Most Secular: 14,393rdLargest Governments: 14,517thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,610thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,090thMost Stationary: 17,365thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,360thLargest Populations: 21,117thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,575thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,079thLowest Crime Rates: 22,805th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the region

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