The Bureaudirectic Union of Jutsa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ja Luıñaí with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 14.567 billion Jutsae live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seìweí and Cuīxuk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jutsaish economy, worth a remarkable 3,385 trillion Iots a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 232,420 Iots, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Jutsae's kindness, babies are a small but significant export, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jutsa's national animal is the Feejayoplep, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nonexistent.

Jutsa is ranked 2,860^th in the world and 41^st in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 161.14 quips per hour.