by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,697thMost Influential: 2,237thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,459th
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Republik Hintonia

Population2.156 billion

CapitalHintonia City


The Welfare State of Republik Hintonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Markeretik with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.156 billion Hintonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hintonia City. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hintonian economy, worth 337 trillion Republikmarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,700 Republikmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republik Hintonia's national animal is the Liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republik Hintonia is ranked 25,512th in the world and 778th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,655.23 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,697thMost Influential: 2,237thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,459thRudest Citizens: 4,145thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,845thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,541stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,600thMost Developed: 8,697thSmartest Citizens: 8,988thMost Efficient Economies: 9,009thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,449thMost Cultured: 9,807thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,524thLargest Governments: 11,626thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,445thLargest Retail Industry: 12,716thHighest Average Incomes: 12,812thMost Inclusive: 12,982ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,295thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,875thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,307thMost Secular: 14,535thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,893rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,470thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,604thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,103rdNicest Citizens: 19,053rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,611thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,939thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,948thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,162ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,534thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,566th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 69th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 205th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 208th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 255th in the regionMost Influential: 260th in the regionMost Developed: 270th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 275th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 277th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 281st in the regionMost Cultured: 288th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 306th in the regionLargest Governments: 328th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 374th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 384th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 384th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 411th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 456th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 472nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 475th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 479th in the regionMost Secular: 492nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 502nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 504th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 551st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 576th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 590th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 645th in the regionNicest Citizens: 710th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 723rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 743rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 776th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 778th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 790th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 815th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Republik Hintonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Republik Hintonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Republik Hintonia endorsed The Python 🐍 of Apatosaurus.
  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done".
  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Republik Hintonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, the government has enacted freedom of information.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 132 » Laamiva, Nowa Europa, Land Without Shrimp, Marinho Islands, Wehraboos, Corgitopiaa, Aumeltopia, Auphelia, The Filippinas, Not Austria, PenguinPies, Bleakfoot, Qvait, Amerion, Erinor, Anserisa, Farengeto, Jehenna, New Briantown, Yeldarbsland, Kandorith, The Worst army of, West Pastafaria, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Tsunamy, Hanguk-Nippon, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Myness, Volaworand, Ebonhand, Tepertopia, Abarri, Phanama, Holy Free, Bartonia Nova, Purple Hyacinth, House Ahsanul, Brunier, Tsvetania, Rebel-topia, Sedunn, Vanbella, Eskvenn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, South Blossom, Apartment 11F, and 82 others.WI SD EA D, Yellunstryer, Bawkie, Belschaft, Berlana, Abyssal Phantasm, Aidenfieeld, Beepee, Los Rodeos, The Imperial Frost Federation, Aurcania, Dirkistan, Curlyhoward, Wakandan Tribes, Myhomecountry, Ralphburg, Bod Wareenaland, Roterdamia, Canmore, Treir, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Blondiesland, Lionstrapower, Truskawkoland, Centristvill, Farelonia, Drystar, Holota, Qawe, LadyRebels, The Altan, Seythennia, Banglazstrogaria, Doge Land, Scu Greinne, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Libedistan, Westenhald, Ceutalia, Ipugao, Zaelith, Kiasu-ism, Sapientiano, Yeses, Gonrati, The United Australian States, Populaa, East Nagaland, Alambar, Herbert Island, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Uvalor, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Anatasha, Wanoria, Rhetiaa, Rectionk, Kaleidescooptopia, Carthatska, Beblahbleblo, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Green Sofia, Solanosco, Galebland, Danily, The Stickmin Empire, Esfalsa, Vicken, Bizzie, The Kies, Linguiniland, The American Anarchist Empire, New Sanet, Kiani, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, Shoinkwishima, and Apatosaurus.

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