The Confederacy of Kawastyselir is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Web of Chiefs with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, lack of airports, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.395 billion Kawas enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waysir. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Kawan economy, worth a remarkable 2,198 trillion Kastels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 80,260 Kastels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and the government is proudly free of crabs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawastyselir's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kawastyselir is ranked 72,161^st in the world and 150^th in Forest for Most Developed, scoring 69.8 on the Human Development Index.