The Federation of Marthuania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marius Kravtsjenko Oktyabrskiy with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 26.802 billion Marthuanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pravda. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Marthuanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,873 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 480,308 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, record numbers of Marthuanians find themselves enrolled in the nationwide bootstrap pulling initiative, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marthuania's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Marthuania is ranked 149^th in the world and 2^nd in Forest for Most Developed, scoring 100.23 on the Human Development Index.