The Easter VrijStaat of Ownzone is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by -VACANT- with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.594 billion Ownzoneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 75. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ownzonean economy, worth a remarkable 5,754 trillion Eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 266,493 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Entomologists flock to Vault 75 for its remarkable gadfly population, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, Ownzone has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime is totally unknown. Ownzone's national animal is the Cow Murloc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Ownzone is ranked 20,538^th in the world and 136^th in Forest for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 54.17 on the Kitten Softness Rating.