The Red Panda Republic of Evaropi is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President Josaiah Williamson with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.783 billion Evaropians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Leckshire. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Evaropian economy, worth a remarkable 3,641 trillion yuens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,779 yuens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school bands practice by moonlight, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Evaropian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, the government is proudly free of crabs, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime is totally unknown. Evaropi's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Evaropi is ranked 1,951^st in the world and 17^th in Forest for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 832.13 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.