by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,020thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,522ndMost Influential: 6,005th
The Realm of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Tantum enim Terra 唯為地球
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population3.868 billion

LeaderRuan Yazhu

AnimalLofian goose

The Realm of Lofia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ruan Yazhu with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.868 billion Lofians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The thriving Lofian economy, worth 285 trillion resoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,745 resoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government pours millions of resoes into rehabilitation programs annually, Lofia City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lofia's national animal is the Lofian goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lofia is ranked 217,332nd in the world and 162nd in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -81.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,020thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,522ndMost Influential: 6,005thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,489thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,063rdTop
Best Weather: 18,275thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,812thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,848thMost Average: 30,319th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionMost Average: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rd in the region

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