by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 538thMost Influential: 927thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,590th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
One country, forever one
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population9.649 billion

CapitalSaint Vincent
LeaderKing Joseph

CurrencySeythennian gold dollar

The Kingdom of Seythennia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.649 billion Seythennians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Vincent. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Seythennian economy, worth a remarkable 1,822 trillion Seythennian gold dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,867 Seythennian gold dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Seythennia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seythennia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seythennia is ranked 230,034th in the world and 7,890th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.87 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 538thMost Influential: 927thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,590thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,999thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,855thMost Developed: 3,268thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,353rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,639thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,208thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,238thLargest Black Market: 4,479thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,480thHealthiest Citizens: 4,707thSmartest Citizens: 4,910thMost Cultured: 4,918thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,925thLargest Governments: 5,020thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,347thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,825thLowest Crime Rates: 5,926thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,948thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,989thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,272ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,285thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,761stHighest Average Incomes: 7,934thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,097thMost Efficient Economies: 8,346thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,150thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,346thHighest Economic Output: 9,397thBest Weather: 11,391stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,617thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,651stTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,410thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,173rdMost Income Equality: 14,630thMost Secular: 15,260thMost Stationary: 23,359th
Largest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 74th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 84th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 103rd in the regionMost Developed: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 111th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 115th in the regionLargest Governments: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 130th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 132nd in the regionMost Cultured: 143rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 149th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 151st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 156th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 158th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 173rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 183rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 185th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 188th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 188th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 211th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 223rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 228th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 256th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 258th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 283rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 293rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 306th in the regionLargest Populations: 347th in the regionBest Weather: 387th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 392nd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 481st in the regionMost Stationary: 487th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 516th in the regionMost Secular: 520th in the regionMost Income Equality: 601st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 811th in the region

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