The Kingdom of Lambwe Valley is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by O'SirK Lam with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.762 billion LamVas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mulo. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lambwe Valleyian economy, worth 787 trillion pesas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,481 pesas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBLV Governor goes house hunting, and Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead. Crime is totally unknown. Lambwe Valley's national animal is the impala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lambwe Valley is ranked 212,399^th in the world and 3,697^th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 543.56 milliStalins.