The Grand Duchy of Malvekia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dubont Stilwell with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.083 billion Malvekians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sol Malvekia. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malvekian economy, worth 490 trillion Malvekian Shillings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,225 Malvekian Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvekia's national animal is the Mountain Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sanguis Christianity.

Malvekia is ranked 24,084^th in the world and 452^nd in The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,450.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.