The 3ast3r 3gg Tyranny of Aivintis is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tyramin with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.27 billion Aivintians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City go brrr. The average income tax rate is 45.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aivintian economy, worth 478 trillion crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,971 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, foreign football clubs wave the Aivintian flag before every game, and corruption is a game of two halves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aivintis's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Di3vinism.

Aivintis is ranked 24,726^th in the world and 992^nd in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 61,024.64 Standard Monetary Units.