The Federal Republic of Bundes Republic Deutschland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Schlande Osen with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.425 billion Germans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin Special Area. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.8%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 2,017 trillion Euroeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 214,066 Euroeses, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, a passport is literally priceless, and ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices. Crime is totally unknown. Bundes Republic Deutschland's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is People Capitalism and Anti Zionism.

Bundes Republic Deutschland is ranked 287,796^th in the world and 5,103^rd in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -528.51 on the Scary Big Number Scale.