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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st Best Weather: 5th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population32.291 billion

LeaderLord Blake


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, aversion to nipples, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 32.291 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 11,143 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 345,091 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bowerstone spends billions upgrading public transport, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 285th in the world and 7th in The East Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 499.55 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 5thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7thNicest Citizens: 12thHealthiest Citizens: 22ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thLongest Average Lifespans: 45thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48thMost Rebellious Youth: 56thMost Pacifist: 92ndMost Beautiful Environments: 117thLargest Gambling Industry: 154thHighest Economic Output: 246thLowest Crime Rates: 283rdMost Inclusive: 285thMost Corrupt Governments: 415thLargest Publishing Industry: 429thHighest Poor Incomes: 449thMost Cultured: 527thMost Stationary: 614thLargest Populations: 915thHighest Average Incomes: 954thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 976thMost Devout: 1,068thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,192ndLargest Governments: 1,274thMost Influential: 1,357thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,422ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,552ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,999thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,108thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,976thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,340thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,893rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,626thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,462ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,416thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,395th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 84th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 200th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 204th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 398th in the regionMost Developed: 515th in the regionNudest: 605th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Thompstein.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Justice-Becoming.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Kaigi voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protecting Personal Data"".
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Hail TEP of Pakitsk.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Hail TEP of Pakitsk.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Bowerstone spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 143 » Todd McCloud, Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Amselheim, Urimel, Elejamie, Bachtendekuppen, Brotherland, Eurasian Socialist Federation, Roissyland, New Leganes, TethehAlla, Norport, Survivoristan, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Aelitia, Slui, Praetai, Hobbesistan, Dremaur, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Bolshikstan, Envisa, Aeneas Prime, Propwash, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Asendavia, Artimisiare, Danesopia, ReeK, Ribanzi, Headpat Central, Illen Falis, Xhaco, Harapan, Republic of Monarchists, Wendelandia, H-Zhena, Am Echad, and 93 others.Aristortia, Euricanis, Sicilla, Lucasia AUX, Akorial, Betremia, Airrajul, Saladass, Sansangra, Wiranath, Republika ng Pilipinas, Nysa Arcadia, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Eagas, Alkintare, Izonno, The Sacred Whale, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Ver Norge, Broengtopia, Someseni, Morkuldin, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Ravendi, Soirwren, South East Charmaracapa, Dreshand, Binghamton University, Dark Edgyness, Verketa, Hizuru, Grand Rheinland, British Calradia, United China Nation, Merlovich, Birdbow, Axdel, Fedele, Unger under over, Bons Boofer, New Arion Pean, The Happian Union, Elsweyr Land, Midwestern States of USA, East Malaysia, Tim Stark, Avalon Ascendancy, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Thyaclinia, Lobos, Davelands, United Edwards, Kucia, Yumaka, Ridann, Marrico, Lejon Stad, Neruch, Shantan, Solarfall, Mer Dieu, TheRuthenians, Splena, Bullpups, Eastern Wyveil Strait, PIDLE, Superior Indonesia, Federated States of Zootron, Arpino, Gratefuland, Qyrym, The United Asian Republics, The Holy Utopian Republic, Statele din Roma, Taya Dust, BearStackof2015, Janoobi Jazair, Kilkire, Just Vale 2, Walkerfort, Pekweng, The Redundant Republic of Republics, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Mystic Forest, The Angel of Charity, Pakitsk, Justice-Becoming, and Thompstein.

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