The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Dragon Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.775 billion Grossvietnamese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sài Gòn. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grossvietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 8,186 trillion Grossvietnam Dong a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 594,279 Grossvietnam Dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Grossvietnam Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grossvietnam's national animal is the Three-headed Oriental Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Orthodoxy of Grossvietnam.

Grossvietnam is ranked 4,214^th in the world and 108^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.71 law-abiding acts per hour.