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Most Cultured: 3,216thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,030thHighest Food Quality: 4,598th
The Dictatorship of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Enjoy your life while you can
Lord Azizul
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Azealand Isle

Population4.105 billion

CapitalAzealand Dungeon
LeaderLord Azizul
FaithSobekism

CurrencyAzealand Dollar
AnimalSaltwater crocodile

The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Azizul with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 4.105 billion Azealand Islanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azealand Dungeon. The average income tax rate is 89.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Azealand Islean economy, worth 568 trillion Azealand Dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,456 Azealand Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, and Azealand Isle is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azealand Isle's national animal is the Saltwater crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sobekism.

Azealand Isle is ranked 67,559th in the world and 838th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 701.697641191 days.

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Most Cultured: 3,216thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,030thHighest Food Quality: 4,598thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,716thRudest Citizens: 5,037thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,193rdMost Influential: 5,408thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,477thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,473rdMost Inclusive: 6,761stMost Developed: 6,872ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,051stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,846thSmartest Citizens: 9,081stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,184thMost Efficient Economies: 9,423rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,701stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,099thLargest Governments: 11,464thLargest Retail Industry: 12,427thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15,623rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,749thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,740thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,041stLowest Crime Rates: 18,073rdMost Pacifist: 18,278thNicest Citizens: 19,198thBest Weather: 20,059thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,092ndHealthiest Citizens: 26,652ndHighest Average Incomes: 26,989thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,448thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,858th
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Most Cultured: 70th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 76th in the regionRudest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 87th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 95th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 108th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 121st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 148th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 167th in the regionMost Inclusive: 175th in the regionMost Developed: 176th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 191st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 224th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 231st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 236th in the regionLargest Governments: 258th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 263rd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 370th in the regionMost Influential: 379th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 395th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 406th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 421st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 434th in the regionNicest Citizens: 463rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 475th in the regionBest Weather: 485th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 489th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 505th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 517th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, Azealand Isle is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
  • : Azealand Isle changed its national faith to "Sobekism".
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Lord Azizul's eyes only'.
  • : Azealand Isle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
  • : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.

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