Population | 4.105 billion |
Capital | Azealand Dungeon |
Leader | Lord Azizul |
Faith | Sobekism |
Currency | Azealand Dollar |
Animal | Saltwater crocodile |
The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Azizul with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 4.105 billion Azealand Islanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azealand Dungeon. The average income tax rate is 89.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Azealand Islean economy, worth 568 trillion Azealand Dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,456 Azealand Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, and Azealand Isle is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azealand Isle's national animal is the Saltwater crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sobekism.
Azealand Isle is ranked 67,559th in the world and 838th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 701.697641191 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, Azealand Isle is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
- : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
- : Azealand Isle changed its national faith to "Sobekism".
- : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
- : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers.
- : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Lord Azizul's eyes only'.
- : Azealand Isle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
- : Following new legislation in Azealand Isle, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.