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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 76thMost Influential: 466thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,060th
The GEQPL of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP
Influence
Apprentice
Prime Minister
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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PenguinPies

Population22.157 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderDelegate GEQP Lady of TSP
FaithPIE

CurrencyOreo
AnimalHippo

The GEQPL of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.157 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The very strong PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,279 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 148,014 Oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to PenguinPies City to enjoy their national art, the police double as repo men, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, and the PBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 12,286th in the world and 343rd in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 147.52 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 76thMost Influential: 466thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,060thLargest Black Market: 1,190thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,919thBest Weather: 1,933rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,949thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,969thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,140thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,481stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,560thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,404thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,664thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,786thLowest Crime Rates: 5,751stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,202ndHighest Economic Output: 6,526thMost Devout: 6,856thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,708thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,257thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,550thMost Authoritarian: 8,659thMost Patriotic: 9,921stMost Cultured: 10,520thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,572ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,256thHighest Food Quality: 12,286thLargest Governments: 12,307thLargest Populations: 13,275thSmartest Citizens: 14,447thTop
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Most Stationary: 14,974thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,307thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,353rdHighest Average Incomes: 23,306th
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Most Influential: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionBest Weather: 51st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 108th in the regionMost Devout: 119th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 133rd in the regionLargest Populations: 143rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 157th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 162nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 163rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 196th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 200th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 228th in the regionMost Cultured: 258th in the regionMost Stationary: 269th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 282nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 292nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 296th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 307th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 343rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 376th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 383rd in the regionMost Extreme: 417th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 440th in the region

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